Tuesday, 30 December 2008

Bart Simpson Adventure Personality

The Simpsons Movie - The Naked Skateboarding Bart - The funniest videos clips are here

Adventure personality extraordinaire Bart Simpson, is an icon of adventure activity whose adventure experience portfolio is entirely in a league of its own. At the tender age of just ten years, Bart has participated in motorcycle stunts, BMX riding, adventure running (usually while chased) climbing, fishing and his personal favorite extreme skateboarding.

In 2007 footage of him participating in an awe-inspiring stunt with dad Homer, circling the inside of a massive glass dome on a motorcycle, wowed audiences everywhere, it was however his daredevil skateboard antics that caught our attention. In what proved to be a low point, he was arrested after skateboarding through Springfield in the nude; apparently he did so on a dare and was later heard to say, it seemed a good idea at the time.

Bart rarely gives interviews and it is believed that he fears having to answer contentious media questions, like why his family all have four fingers, are a bright yellow color, and never age. Does it perhaps have something to do with the fact that his father works at a dodgy nuclear power plant, we all wonder. In order to get some insight into what makes him tick, the best we can do is examine some of his better known quotations.

“I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows.”

“I am not the new Dalai Lama”

“Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?”

“Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.”

“Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.”

“All I have left of the tree is that lemon shaped rock. Wait a minute......there's a lemon behind that rock!!”

“You kill 'em, we grill 'em!”

“I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!”

“Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.”

“There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.”

“I think it's ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.”

WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT, words from a ten year old enigma, hope you had a laugh. :) :) :) :) :) The quotes are taken from ThinkExist.com and if you are interested in real adventure experience, visit AdventureEscapades.co.za.

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